Scott's KEWL Home Page!!!

Home of the ScottyCam!!

Hi! I'm
Scott!!!
Hi! I'm Scott Bambraugh!!! Welcome to my KEWL home page ;-)

Thanks for surfing on in! I think that's KEWL! I am 36, This is my place on the KEWL net where no one can hurt me and make me feel small! Want to know more about me? KEWL!

"When judging people size matters not."
-- Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back

ABOUT SCOTT

Scott Bambraugh is a carbon based life form ;-) that enjoys KEWL things and KEWL-r people. I have a KEWL job! I am an assistant stock boy at RadioHut.


The RadioHut where I work!

Because of my KEWL job I have a direct line to all the latest STAR WARS characters the minute they are released. Yes, I am SINGLE so ladies please EMAIL ME. (YES I CYBER and if I could I'd move to CYBERIA ;-). I think that the World Wide Web is 2 KEWL and I download it a lot. Once I download the whole internet than I'll have everything there is to know about everything and no one not even Mr. Roche my manager can call me STUPID! Also if I download the internet I might one day find my DAD whom I've never met. That would be KEWL!!!

"I have a bad feeling about this."
-- Luke Skywalker, Star Wars

INTERESTS

Batman
The KEWLest superhero --------------------------->

STAR WARS
I mean, they're just the KEWLest movies ever!!! ;-)

<----- Check out these KEWL lightsabers!

Archie Comix
Check out my KEWL Jughead page!!!

Felicity
She is KEWL even if she cut her KEWL hair! :O

Webcams
Not the dirty ones though ;) Watch me! See me LIVE and on the net! Drop me a message in my guestbook! Kewl!

"The possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1."
-- C3PO, The Empire Strikes Back

A DREAM

I never knew my father... May be your him? Are U My Dad?

MY DIARY

I'm keeping a KEWL online diary! Read my diary

THE SCOTTYCAM

This is 2 KEWL 4 U!!! I just got a brand new webcam!! Check it out to see what I'm doing right now!!! There's an archive, too!!!


Current image:
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GUESTBOOK

Date: 1999-06-02 11:22:13
From: The Frickin' Landlord (no email address)
Subject: WHERE'S THE F***ING RENT?!
Comments: I can't budge the door you freak! What have you got in there? The whole building stinks! I will kick your ass -- let me in! You gotta come out sometime! When the new STAR WARS flick comes out I'll get ya, you rat bastard!!
 
Date: 1999-07-28 08:52:42
From: James Roche (jroche@radiohut.com)
Subject: You're fired!
Comments: Scott: You haven't shown up for work for three months now and you aren't returning my calls. Consider your assistant stock boy ass fired! There is no room for anyone like you in the RadioHut family.
 
Date: 1999-10-19 05:16:03
From: Mindy Clark (mindy@idonthaveawebsite.com)
Subject: Are you OK?
Comments: I liked your page but are you ok? Your cam makes you look really gaunt.
 
Date: 1999-11-04 19:47:38
From: Ed Reynolds (edster@nospam.com)
Subject: Dude?
Comments: Dude ... are you dead? Did you, like, die or something?
 
Date: 1999-12-08 22:05:12
From: Douglas Burke (doug@hoemail.com)
Subject: Son!
Comments: Scott. It's me -- your Father! Your website is KEWL! Why won't you return my calls or email? I know I was a bad dad but lets get together on this son. Look, can I borrow some money?
 
Date: 2000-01-03 08:37:44
From: The Phone Company (accountspayable@attcorp.com)
Subject: Notification of Account
Comments: Dear valued client. We have terminated your account. Your name has been placed in collections. Do not underestimate the phone company. There is no escape.
 
Date: 2000-02-03 03:45:09
From: Zak (zak@starwarzgeekz.com)
Subject: SCOTT!!!!
Comments: Scott? Say something! Oh God! Scott! We can't get to you. Your comics are blocking the door. The smell is horrible. Can you type? Please Scott! Type something! Page looks great by the way!

Last updated: 24 Mar 1999